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Finally, a gift he'll actually use. Cologne-infused laundry detergent sheets: Alaskan Alpine, Coastal Drift and Amber Canyon. Five stars, 100,000+ loads handled. Buy 2 boxes, get 1 free, plus free shipping. Shop the sheets
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Husband, son, whoever else. One box each, $16.66 a box in the bundle.

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"My 3 sons all wanted to wash more of their clothes so everything smells this good. The 3 pack is great, everyone has a favorite in the house. It's so easy to throw a sheet in and done!"

Jocelyn, mom of 3 · Big Bastard Bundle · Customer review

Buy 2, get 1 free

Why it works in a stocking

Fits right in. A Santa-gloved hand slips a box of Amber Canyon into a stocking on the mantel.
One flat box per guy.
He'll actually use it. An open box of Coastal Drift under the Christmas lights.
First order, money back if he doesn't love it.
Skip the scratchoffs. A box of Alaskan Alpine next to holiday scratch-off tickets that read no win.
One sheet per load.
Everyone has a favorite. A scent for every bastard. Alaskan Alpine, Coastal Drift and Amber Canyon on wrapped gifts by the fire.
One of each. He finds his.

Better than another pair of socks

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Fits in a stocking
Smells like cologne
Still in use in February
Not what he got last year

$16.66 a box in the bundle.

Cologne-infused detergent sheets: Alaskan Alpine, Coastal Drift and Amber Canyon among wrapped gifts on red velvet. Buy 2, get 1 free, plus free shipping. 100,000+ loads handled.
A stocking stuffer he'll actually use. A box of Coastal Drift in a red stocking. Smells like cologne, three masculine scents. Fits right in. 30 loads per box. Ready to gift.
A gift for him. A win for you. A hand holds a box of Alaskan Alpine by the Christmas tree. A review from Jocelyn, boy mom: My 3 sons all wanted to wash more of their clothes so everything smells this good.
Tough on stink, stank and stunk. A green furry hand in a red Santa cuff holds an open box of Amber Canyon in front of the Christmas garland.
Each scent and what it smells like. Alaskan Alpine: pine, oakmoss, cedar. Coastal Drift: sea salt, citrus, driftwood. Amber Canyon: amber, sandalwood, vanilla.
Washed in, not sprayed on. A box of Coastal Drift on a dresser next to cologne bottles and a wrapped gift. A customer review: Scent lasts a long time, and has resulted in me receiving numerous compliments.
Only 11 ingredients. Nothing unnecessary. No dyes, no parabens, no phthalates.
How to use: one sheet, drop it in, run the wash.

100,000+ loads handled

Big Bastard Bundle

Every third box is free. Cologne-infused laundry detergent sheets, 30 loads a box.

How many boxes?

Pick his scents

Three scents made by real cologne perfumers.

Coastal Drift box Coastal DriftSea salt, tropical citrus, & driftwood
1
Amber Canyon box Amber CanyonAmber, sandalwood, & a hint of vanilla
1
Alaskan Alpine box Alaskan AlpineFresh pine, oak moss, & cedar
1

Just one guy? He tries all three.

Husband, son, whoever else. One box each.

3 boxes 1 free

$74.97$49.98

That's $0.55 per load.

You save$24.99

Every bundle ships freeOrder by Wed Dec 16 for Christmas

Ships within 24 hoursMoney back guarantee through Jan. 31

Or one box on its own, $32.98 delivered

Order by Wed Dec 16 for Christmas

  1. 1You orderToday
  2. 2ShipsWithin 24 hours
  3. 3Lands3 to 5 days later
  4. ★StockingDec 25
What's in it? 11 simple ingredients.

No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. The full list is printed on the box.

What moms say

"My son says they smell good and his girlfriend agreed."
Shannon, college mom
"He is VERY happy with the sheets and the smell!"
Diana
"What started as a purchase for my boys has become my favorite laundry product in the house!"
Heather

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Before you order

Will it get there by Christmas?

Order by Wed Dec 16. Orders ship within 24 hours from Tampa and land in 3 to 5 days.

Can I ship it straight to him?

Yes. Put his address in the shipping address at checkout. Every bundle ships free.

What if he doesn't like it?

Your first order has a money back guarantee through Jan. 31. If he doesn't love it, email hello@getdirtybastard.com with your order number by Jan. 31 and get the purchase price back. He keeps the box.

Does the scent last?

Here's what guys tell us.

"The scent lasts a long time and has resulted in me receiving numerous compliments." Shawn, customer review

"The scent is strong without being overpowering, and it actually keeps clothes smelling fresh for days." Joey, customer review

Which scent should I get him?

Get one of each. Coastal Drift is the everyday one, Amber Canyon the going-out one, Alaskan Alpine the signature one. He'll find his.

How long does a box last?

30 loads a box, one sheet per load. About two months of laundry for one guy.

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