Big Bastard Bundle · Buy 2 Boxes, Get 1 Free · $43.98
Dads & Grads Drop

Perfect Gift for Dads and Grads

For the dad with too many ties, and the grad about to do his first load of laundry. Buy 2 boxes. Get 1 free.

Cologne-Infused Scent  ★  11 Simple Ingredients  ★  Laundry For Men  ★  No Measuring, No Mess

We're officially launching on July 1st. But we realized two guys need us in June.

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Dads who have received a golf shirt on Father's Day for 15 years straight.
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Grads who are about to tackle their first ever load of laundry.

Dirty Bastard is here for both.

So we are opening the gates a few weeks early. Just for them.

The Gift That Doesn't Suck

He Has Enough Ties.

He has enough mugs. He has enough socks with his name on them. What he does not have is a laundry detergent that makes his shirts smell like a man took the time. That is the move: cologne-infused scent, eleven simple ingredients, used every single wash. He will not say thank you. He will just keep wearing it.

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The Dads & Grads Deal
Big Bastard Bundle
Three boxes. One of each scent.
Bought separately
$21.99 × 3 = $65.97
The Dads & Grads Price
$43.98 + Free
Shipping
You save $21.99. That is a whole box. For free.

Three boxes. Ninety sheets. Buy 2 boxes, get the 3rd free, now through June 30. For Father's Day, order by June 16.

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What's In The Bundle
All Three Signature Scents.
Coastal Drift
Coastal Drift
Sea Salt & Citrus.
Amber Canyon
Amber Canyon
Warm Amber & a Hint of Vanilla.
Alaskan Alpine
Alaskan Alpine
Fresh Pine & Cedar.
Why It Hits Different

Built For The Guy Doing The Laundry.

Cologne-Infused

Smells like a grooming routine, not a laundromat. The kind of scent people ask about.

11 Simple Ingredients

No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Way cleaner for you and the planet than the orange jug.

One Sheet. Done.

Toss it in. No measuring, no mess, no heavy plastic jug under the sink. Two sheets for big loads.

Ditch the orange jug. Smell like a grown man.

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Founder's Note

My dad has worn the same cologne since the year I was born. He has not bought himself laundry detergent in fifteen years. I started this company in college, so I know the other end of it too: the grad about to do his first load of laundry. Both of them deserve better than the orange jug.

Keep washing.
Maximus
Founder, Dirty Bastard
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