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Back to school offer: buy 2 boxes get one free. Save $22 plus free shipping when you buy all 3 scents. Amber Canyon, Coastal Drift, and Alaskan Alpine boxes of Dirty Bastard laundry detergent sheets on a campus quad.

Send him off with the one thing he'll actually use. Cologne-scented detergent sheets, one per load, all three scents.

$43.98 · All 3 scents · 500+ boxes sold
Cologne-Infused  ★  11 Simple Ingredients  ★  Laundry For Men  ★  No Measuring, No Mess
500+ boxes sold.
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"Bought these for my 16-year-old, and he's finally doing his own laundry without me having to remind him ten times. It's so easy for him to just throw a sheet in and start the wash. I originally bought it only because I thought the branding was hilarious, but he actually loves the scents and even alternates between loads LOL. Anything that gets a teenage boy to willingly do his own laundry is a win in my book."

Michelle, Lubbock, TX

Laundry He'll Actually Want To Use

Here's the truth about guys and laundry. It's not that they want to live in a pile of dirty clothes. Laundry just feels like a chore, and every detergent on the shelf sounds like a candle your aunt would buy. So it gets put off. Dirty Bastard fixes both: one cologne-scented sheet in the wash, press start, and his clothes come out clean and smelling like a grown man. No measuring, no spills, no giant plastic jug to lug across campus.

One Sheet. That's The Whole Thing.

1

Drop one sheet in the drum.

2

Run his normal wash.

3

Pull out clothes that smell like a grown man, not a meadow.

90 Sheets. 90 Loads. Covered For The Semester.

Dirty Bastard Alaskan Alpine detergent sheets box
Alaskan Alpine
Dirty Bastard Amber Canyon detergent sheets box
Amber Canyon
Dirty Bastard Coastal Drift detergent sheets box
Coastal Drift
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Big Bastard Bundle
3 boxes. 90 sheets. One of every scent: Coastal Drift, Amber Canyon, Alaskan Alpine.
The Big Bastard Bundle, all three Dirty Bastard scents
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Why It Hits Different

Cologne-Infused

Smells like a grooming routine, not a laundromat. The kind of scent people ask about.

11 Simple Ingredients

No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Way cleaner for you and the planet than the orange jug.

One Sheet. Done.

Toss it in. No measuring, no mess, no heavy plastic jug under the dorm sink. Two sheets for big loads.

Ditch the orange jug. Smell like a grown man.

11 simple ingredients. No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Way cleaner for you and the planet.

Send Him With It →
90 loads. All 3 scents. 30-day guarantee.
Maximus in cap and gown on graduation day at the University of Tampa
Founder's Note

I'm Maximus. I started Dirty Bastard right after I graduated from the University of Tampa. The summer before, I drove 15,000 miles across 40 states with a men's grooming brand and watched guys upgrade everything: face wash, beard oil, cologne. Then they'd go home and wash all of it in the same orange jug their mom used since 1962. That's the gap. So I built the laundry I wish someone had packed in my bag freshman year. If you're sending one off this fall, send him with this. He'll text you about it in three weeks, probably when someone asks what he's wearing.

Maximus, Founder · University of Tampa, Class of 2026

Straight Answers

Will he actually use it?

That's the whole point. It's stupid-simple, one sheet in the drum, press start, so there's no "I don't know how" to hide behind. And it smells like cologne, not a flower shop, so for the first time he's actually into doing a load.

Does one sheet really clean a full load?

Yes. One pre-measured sheet is a full dose. Big load or hard water, use two. That's the only math.

How long will the bundle last him?

90 sheets is a full semester with plenty to spare. Three boxes, one of every scent, so he's stocked from move-in through finals.

Will the scent survive the dryer?

That's the whole point. The scent is built to last through the wash and the dry and onto his day.

What if he doesn't like it?

30-day money-back guarantee. Email us, get refunded, keep the box.

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90 loads. All 3 scents. 30-day guarantee.