A full semester of laundry that fits in a dorm drawer. 90 loads, three cologne-infused scents, zero jugs to haul across campus.
"Bought these for my 16-year-old, and he's finally doing his own laundry without me having to remind him ten times. It's so easy for him to just throw a sheet in and start the wash. I originally bought it only because I thought the branding was hilarious, but he actually loves the scents and even alternates between loads LOL. Anything that gets a teenage boy to willingly do his own laundry is a win in my book."
You have the bedding, the towels, the storage bins that nest inside each other. Laundry is the part of the Tallahassee send-off nobody plans, and the part he'll actually need by week two. One bundle covers his whole semester: no jug, no measuring, no call home about how the machines work.
Every load is a quiet reminder that mom's still got his back. He just thinks his clothes smell great.
Drop one sheet in the drum.
Run the wash. Any cycle, hot or cold.
Pull out clothes that smell like a grown man, not a meadow.
If he can microwave a burrito, he can do this. That was the design constraint.
Smells like a grooming routine, not a laundromat. The kind of scent people ask about.
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Way cleaner for you and the planet than the orange jug.
Toss it in. No measuring, no mess, no heavy jug under the sink. Two sheets for big loads.
Ditch the orange jug. Send him off smelling like a grown man.
11 simple ingredients. No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Way cleaner for you and the planet.
I graduated in May, which means I know exactly what freshman laundry looks like, because mine looked like it. Overflowing basket, one clean pair of socks, a jug of detergent that never made it down the hall. I built Dirty Bastard so the guys after me would have one thing handled. And yes, it's called the Big Bastard Bundle. You're buying it for your bastard. The name checks out.
One sheet, one load, press start. There is nothing to measure, spill, or forget. It survived Michelle's teenager; a freshman can handle it.
Yes. The sheet dissolves fully in any cycle, hot or cold, in any machine old enough to have seen a few generations of freshmen.
Coastal Drift is sea salt, tropical citrus, & driftwood. Amber Canyon is amber, sandalwood, & a hint of vanilla. Alaskan Alpine is fresh pine, oak moss, & cedar. The bundle has all three, so he finds his favorite on his own.
90 sheets is 90 loads. At a realistic freshman pace, that covers the semester with room to spare.
30-day money-back guarantee. Email us, get refunded, he keeps the box.