Recruit A Bastard

The bastards multiply.

Send a buddy 15% off his first box. He stops smelling like flowers, you earn your reward once his order ships and sticks. Big Laundry loses again.

Members Only

Your recruit code lives in your account. Log in to grab it, then send a buddy 15% off his first box.

How It Works

Grab Your Code

It's yours. One link, copy it once. The discount is already baked into the link, so there's nothing for him to type.

Send It To A Buddy

He gets 15% off his first box of Dirty Bastard laundry detergent sheets. One sheet per load, 11 simple ingredients, three scents, zero flowers.

He Buys, You Cash In

Your reward lands after his first order ships and clears returns, about 30 days. Members move up the Bastard Club ladder. Recruit more, the math does the rest.

The Fine Print

You earn a reward when a buddy you refer buys, so this is a paid referral. We are telling you that up front.
Your reward lands after his first order ships and clears returns, about 30 days.
New customers only. One reward per referred order. He gets 15% off his first box, not on top of another code.
Your reward is a Bastard Club cycle credit, one step up the ladder toward your free gear. Members get it on their account. Not a member yet? We bank it and it kicks in the day you join the Bastardhood.
Five referrals every 90 days, then we take a look before the next one pays out.
We can void rewards on fraud, self-referral, or returned orders.