{"product_id":"big-bastard-bundle","title":"BIG BASTARD BUNDLE","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCan't Pick One? Don't.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Big Bastard Bundle gets you one box of every scent: Alaskan Alpine, Coastal Drift, and Amber Canyon. That's 90 detergent sheets, 3 completely different vibes, and $10.98 back in your pocket compared to buying them separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink of it as a scent rotation for guys who don't wear the same cologne every day. Monday pine forest. Wednesday ocean breeze. Friday warm amber. Your clothes match your mood and you never get bored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the Bundle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAlaskan Alpine (30 sheets).\u003c\/strong\u003e Crisp pine, cedar bark, mountain air. The bestseller.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoastal Drift (30 sheets).\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze. Saturday energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmber Canyon (30 sheets).\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm amber, sandalwood, desert spice. 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