You already know it works. Put your favorite scent on repeat and get 20% off every order, plus free shipping, for members of the Bastardhood.
You have run a load. You know which box went first, and you know which scent people asked about. That was not laundry. That was a tryout. Put the winner on repeat, and stop paying full price to reorder it every time you run dry.
You came for free shipping. Members get it on every single order, automatically, not just once. That is the whole upgrade.
Before your brain says "subscriptions are a trap," read the rules. There are four, and every one belongs to you.
All self-serve at account.getdirtybastard.com. No phone calls. No fees. No exit interview. Seconds each.
One scent, every 10 weeks, at the member rate. Not sure which one? Members swap scents whenever they want, so start with the one you keep reaching for.
Locked in but craving a change next box? Swap scents in seconds from your account. One sub, all three scents on the table.
30-day money-back guarantee · Cancel anytime · Free shipping on every order, for members
Scent modeled on the good stuff, built to last through the wash and the dryer and onto your day. The kind people ask about.
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Eleven simple ingredients in a sheet, way cleaner for you and the planet than the orange jug.
Drop it in, run your normal wash. No measuring, no mess, no heavy jug under the sink. Two sheets for a big load.
"The ones I did use smelt pretty feminine. This stuff is legit."
"My clothes finally have a subtle scent that is not just laundry detergent."
"I ordered all three and they were equally awesome."
I spent a summer driving 15,000 miles across 40 states selling men's grooming products. I watched guys spend a fortune smelling good, then wash it all out in the same orange jug their mom used. I know how it sounds, a men's laundry company. I built it anyway, in my last year at the University of Tampa. Members of the Bastardhood are the guys who got it first. Your sub, your rules. I am not in the business of trapping you.
It ships every 10 weeks at $19.99 with free shipping, and you run it. Skip, swap scents, push the date, or cancel in seconds at account.getdirtybastard.com. No phone calls, no fees.
Any time. Members swap scents whenever they want. Start with the one that went first, switch the next box if you feel like it.
$19.99 a box with free shipping, versus $24.99 plus $5.99 shipping one time. That is 20% off every order, plus free shipping.
Your first box ships right away. After that, every 10 weeks, about 1 to 2 loads a week for most guys. Need it sooner or later, move the date yourself.
No. The bundle is a one-time stock-up. The subscription is one scent, on repeat, at the member rate. Pick the one you keep reaching for.
Then you cancel. Seconds, self-serve, no exit interview. Your sub, your rules.
$19.99 a box. Free shipping on every order, for members. Skip, swap, or cancel whenever you want. Holy Sheet, you earned the member rate.