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AMBER CANYON - Detergent Sheets
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Manly Smelling Laundry Detergent Sheets

AMBER CANYON

30 Sheets | ~2 Month Supply
Amber Β· Sandalwood Β· Vanilla
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The scent

Smells expensive, but isn't.

Amber, sandalwood, & a hint of vanilla.

Best for: Hoodies, flannels, and the going-out shirts. Darker and warmer than the other two.

Tough on Stains & Stink
Enzymes break down sweat, food, and everyday stains. Kills the stink. One wash, done.
11 Simple Ingredients
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. Nothing you cannot pronounce for a reason.
It's Stupid Simple
1 sheet for lil loads. 2 sheets for big loads. No measuring. No mess.
Travel-Ready
TSA-friendly. Just throw a couple sheets in your carry-on.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
Each box contains 30 sheets. We recommend 1 full sheet for small loads and 2 full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent. At 1 small + 1 big load per week, one box lasts about 10 weeks.
Yes. Dirty Bastard sheets work in all machines including top load, front load, HE machines, and standard machines. Hot or cold water. Just toss it in with your clothes.
11 simple ingredients: Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Polyvinyl Alcohol, Water, Fragrance Oils, Alcohols C12-14 Ethoxylated, Phenoxyethanol, Glycerin, Trisodium Citrate Dihydrate, Dimethicone, Sodium Carbonate, and Protease Enzyme. Paraben-free, phthalate-free, dye-free, bleach-free, and no synthetic brighteners.
Cancel anytime through your account portal, no questions asked. You can also pause, skip, or change scents whenever you want.
Alaskan Alpine: Crisp and outdoorsy. Pine, cedar, mountain air.

Coastal Drift: Clean and aquatic. Sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze.

Amber Canyon: Warm and bold. Warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla.

Not sure? Grab the Big Bastard Bundle and try all three.
Orders ship within 24 hours from Tampa, FL. Standard delivery is 3-5 days. Subscription orders always ship free.
Yes, on 2 or more boxes: any order of $35 or more ships free, first order or not, applied automatically at checkout. A single box pays a flat $7.99. Members of the Bastardhood (subscriptions) ship free on every order.
Yes, on your first order. The Dirty Guarantee: if you don't love it, email hello@getdirtybastard.com within 30 days and we'll refund you. Keep the box. One per customer, first order only.
πŸ‘• 1. One full sheet for small loads, two full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent.
πŸŒ€ 2. Run your cycle. Any machine, any temperature.
πŸ’ͺ 3. Pull out clothes that smell like cologne, not chemicals.

Store in a cool, dry place. Keep the box closed between uses to preserve scent strength.

Tough on stains & stink.

Enzymes break down sweat, food, and everyday stains. Kills the stink. One wash, done.

Sweat
SweatProtease Enzyme Breaks down stains
Grease
GreaseSodium Lauryl Sulfate Lifts dirt & grease
Collar Grime
Collar GrimeWashing Soda Lifts stains
Stink
StinkFragrance Oils Cologne-grade scent

Big Laundry's Dirty Secret 🀫

Most detergents contain 30+ ingredients. Here are 3 they're hoping you won't look up.

11 Ingredients.
Zero BS.

We put exactly what needs to be there and nothing else. No filler. No junk. No 30-ingredient chemical soup.

Master Formula Dirty Bastard Laundry Co.
Formulated Without
Γ— Bleach Γ— Parabens Γ— Phthalates Γ— Dyes

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