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Dirty Bastard Laundry Co.

Want A Mystery Discount?

Catch the falling loads to reveal it.

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8 seconds.

Drag, tap, or use the ← → keys to move the basket

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You Earned A Mystery Discount

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How Often Do You Do Laundry?

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You Stink.

You dropped your laundry. Lucky for you, we make detergent for guys like that. Your discount is still good.

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