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Each box contains 30 sheets. We recommend 1 full sheet for small loads and 2 full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent. For the average guy doing 1-2 loads per week, one box lasts about 8 weeks.
Yes. Dirty Bastard sheets work in all machines including top load, front load, HE machines, and standard machines. Hot or cold water. Just toss it in with your clothes.
Subscribers get free shipping on every order, and pay $19.99 per shipment vs $21.99 + shipping for one-time purchases. You pick your delivery frequency (every 4, 6, or 8 weeks) based on how much laundry you do. Cancel anytime, no commitments.
Absolutely. Cancel anytime through your account portal, no questions asked. We're confident you'll want to stick around though.
Our formula contains 11 simple ingredients: Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Polyvinyl Alcohol, Water, Fragrance Oils, Alcohols C12-14 Ethoxylated, Phenoxyethanol, Glycerin, Trisodium Citrate Dihydrate, Dimethicone, Sodium Carbonate, and Protease Enzyme. Paraben-free, phthalate-free, dye-free, bleach-free, and no synthetic brighteners.
Yes. All Dirty Bastard outer packaging is 100% recyclable cardboard. No oversized jugs, no wasted shelf space. Just bold fragrance and a clean conscience.
Orders ship same day from Tampa, FL. Standard delivery is 3-5 days. Subscription orders ship free via USPS Ground Advantage.
Alaskan Alpine is crisp and outdoorsy: pine, cedar, mountain air. Coastal Drift is clean and aquatic: sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze. Amber Canyon is warm and bold: warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla. Not sure? Grab the Big Bastard Bundle and try all three.
Dirty Bastard was founded by Maximus Mattuchio, a 21-year-old University of Tampa graduate. He launches Dirty Bastard on July 1, 2026, seven weeks after walking across the stage at his graduation. Read the full story on our Our Story page.

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