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You'll see when it lands. It comes free with any 3 boxes once you unlock it with your email. One per order, while they last.

Any order of 3 or more boxes, any mix of scents, once you give us your email: play the laundry game, or tap "Unlock" on the gift in your cart. One per order, through Dec 20, while they last.

Each box contains 30 sheets. We recommend 1 full sheet for small loads and 2 full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent. For the average guy doing 1-2 loads per week, one box lasts about 10 weeks.

Yes. Dirty Bastard sheets work in all machines including top load, front load, HE machines, and standard machines. Hot or cold water. Just toss it in with your clothes.

Subscribers get free shipping on every order, and pay $19.99 per shipment vs $24.99 + shipping for one-time purchases. You pick your delivery frequency (every 6, 8, or 10 weeks) based on how much laundry you do. Cancel anytime, no commitments.

Absolutely. Cancel anytime through your account portal, no questions asked. We're confident you'll want to stick around though.

Our formula contains 11 simple ingredients: Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Polyvinyl Alcohol, Water, Fragrance Oils, Alcohols C12-14 Ethoxylated, Phenoxyethanol, Glycerin, Trisodium Citrate Dihydrate, Dimethicone, Sodium Carbonate, and Protease Enzyme. Paraben-free, phthalate-free, dye-free, bleach-free, and no synthetic brighteners.

Yes. All Dirty Bastard outer packaging is 100% recyclable cardboard. No oversized jugs, no wasted shelf space. Just bold fragrance and a clean conscience.

Orders ship within 24 hours from Tampa, FL. Standard delivery is 3-5 days. Subscription orders ship free via USPS Ground Advantage.

Ship Happens Coverage is optional shipping protection you can add to your order for $1.98. If your order is lost, damaged, or stolen in transit, we re-ship it free or refund you. To file, reply to your order confirmation or email hello@getdirtybastard.com within 30 days of your ship date with your order number. Didn't add it? Reach out anyway and we'll help where we can, but free re-ships and refunds are only guaranteed with coverage on the order.

Alaskan Alpine is crisp and outdoorsy: pine, cedar, mountain air. Coastal Drift is clean and aquatic: sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze. Amber Canyon is warm and bold: warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla. Not sure? Grab the Big Bastard Bundle and try all three.

Any three boxes, any scents, 90 sheets, for $49.98. That is buy 2 boxes, get 1 free, and it ships free. Prefer three of one scent, or two and one? On any scent page pick One-Time Purchase and 3 boxes: any three ring up at the same price.

Yes, on 2 or more boxes: any order of $35 or more ships free, first order or not, applied automatically at checkout. A single box pays a flat $7.99. Members of the Bastardhood (subscriptions) ship free on every order.

That is the whole point. The scent is built to last through the wash and the dry and onto the day. Want it stronger on a big load? Use two sheets.

Yes, on your first order. The Dirty Guarantee: if you don't love it, email hello@getdirtybastard.com within 30 days and we'll refund you. Keep the box. One per customer, first order only.

Dirty Bastard was founded by Maximus Mattuchio, a 21-year-old University of Tampa graduate. He launched Dirty Bastard on July 1, 2026, seven weeks after walking across the stage at his graduation. Read the full story on our Our Story page.