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The Big Bastard Bundle

90 Sheets ยท All 3 Scents ยท Up to 90 Loads

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Alaskan Alpine
Crisp pine, cedar bark, mountain air
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Coastal Drift
Sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze
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Amber Canyon
Warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla
Tough on Stains & Stink
Attacks set-in stains. Kills lingering odor. One wash, done.
11 Simple Ingredients
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or synthetic brighteners. Safe on skin.
It's Stupid Simple
1 sheet for lil loads. 2 sheets for big loads. No measuring. No mess. No BS.
All 3 Signature Scents
Alaskan Alpine, Coastal Drift, Amber Canyon. Find your favorite without guessing.
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Delivery Frequency
3 boxes. One of each scent. Up to 90 loads. Pick the cadence that fits your routine.
Every 6 Months
1 small + 1 big load per week. Ships twice a year. Most guys.
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Every 4 Months
2 big + 1 small load per week. Above average.
Every 3 Months
3 big + 1 small load per week. Heavy household.
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Most detergents contain 30+ ingredients. Here are 3 they're hoping you won't look up.

11 Ingredients.
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We put exactly what needs to be there and nothing else. No filler. No junk. No 30-ingredient chemical soup.

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Formulated Without
ร— Bleach ร— Parabens ร— Phthalates ร— Dyes
๐Ÿ‘• 1. One full sheet for small loads, two full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent.
๐ŸŒ€ 2. Run your cycle. Any machine, any temperature.
๐Ÿ’ช 3. Pull out clothes that smell like cologne, not chemicals.

Store in a cool, dry place. Keep the box closed between uses to preserve scent strength.

โ“ Frequently Asked Questions
The Big Bastard Bundle contains 3 boxes โ€” 90 sheets total. We recommend 1 sheet for small loads and 2 sheets for big loads. At 1 small + 1 big load per week (about 3 sheets), 90 sheets lasts roughly 6 months.
Yes. Dirty Bastard sheets work in all machines including top load, front load, HE machines, and standard machines. Hot or cold water. Just toss it in with your clothes.
11 simple ingredients: Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Polyvinyl Alcohol, Water, Fragrance Oils, Alcohols C12-14 Ethoxylated, Phenoxyethanol, Glycerin, Trisodium Citrate Dihydrate, Dimethicone, Sodium Carbonate, and Protease Enzyme. Paraben-free, phthalate-free, dye-free, bleach-free, and no synthetic brighteners.
Cancel anytime through your account portal, no questions asked. You can also pause, skip, or change scents whenever you want.
Yes. The bundle includes one of each scent by default (Alaskan Alpine, Coastal Drift, Amber Canyon), but you can swap any of them for a duplicate of your favorite from your account portal before each shipment. Two of one scent and one of another, or three of the same โ€” your call.
Alaskan Alpine: Crisp and outdoorsy. Pine, cedar, mountain air.

Coastal Drift: Clean and aquatic. Sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze.

Amber Canyon: Warm and bold. Warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla.
Orders ship same day from Tampa, FL. Standard delivery is 3-5 days. Subscription orders always ship free.
Yes. The Dirty Guarantee: if you don't love it, we'll refund you. 30 days, no questions asked. Email hello@getdirtybastard.com.

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