Laundry has evolved.
Dirty Bastard packs a cologne-grade scent into one laundry detergent sheet. Built for men, without the jug.
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Is your detergent fighting your cologne?
From the gym, to the office, to the bedroom...
don't let your laundry smell like your mom's.
Cologne-grade scent in a sheet.
Three scents built by real perfumers,
washed into the fabric.
No chemical soup
11 simple ingredients. No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates.
Smells like cologne
Cologne-grade scent oils washed into the fabric, not sprayed on top of it.
No jug, no drips
One pre-measured sheet per load. No cap to eyeball, no sticky jug.
Tough on stink
An enzyme blend breaks down sweat and food stains in a regular wash.
How Dirty Bastard compares
| Feature |  | The orange jug |
|---|---|---|
| Smells like cologne | ||
| One pre-measured sheet | ||
| 11 simple ingredients | ||
| No heavy jug to haul | ||
| No spills or drips | ||
| Cleans your clothes |
3,000+ boxes sold
Laundry detergent sheets
Cologne-infusedCologne-infused laundry detergent sheets for men. One sheet per load, 11 simple ingredients, and three scents built by real perfumers.
Select your scents
Coastal Drift
Amber Canyon
Alaskan Alpine
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Just one box?
Ships within 24 hours from Tampa
- Packed and handed to the carrier within a day of your order.
- Any order of 2+ boxes ships free.
- 11 simple ingredients, printed on the box
- Cologne-grade scent oils for the smell
- Enzyme blend for sweat and food stains
- No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates
- Drop one sheet in the drum, on top of the load
- Run your normal wash, cold or warm
- Big load or gym gear? Use two sheets
- Dry as usual. The scent comes out with the shirt
- Ships within 24 hours from Tampa, 3 to 5 days to the door
- 2+ boxes ship free. A single box ships for $7.99
- 30-day money-back guarantee on your first order. Keep the box
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What are Dirty Bastard laundry detergent sheets?
Laundry detergent in a sheet. One pre-measured sheet per load, with a cologne-grade scent washed in. 11 simple ingredients, no jug.
How do I use them?
Drop one sheet in the drum on top of the load and run your normal wash. Big load or gym gear, use two.
Do they work in cold water?
Yes. Cold or warm, normal cycle.
What's in them?
11 simple ingredients. No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. The full list is printed on the box.
Does it replace my cologne?
No. It's detergent that smells like cologne. Wear whatever you want on top. Your clothes just stop fighting it.
Which scent should I get?
Coastal Drift is the everyday one. Amber Canyon is the going-out one. Alaskan Alpine is the signature one. Can't pick? Take one of each; the third box is free.
Does the scent survive the dryer?
Yes. The scent oils bond to the fabric in the wash and come out of the dryer with it.
How does Buy 2, Get 1 Free work?
Put any three boxes in your cart, any mix of scents, and the third one is free. It happens on its own at checkout, no code.
When does it ship?
Within 24 hours of your order, from Tampa. Standard delivery is 3 to 5 days.
How much is shipping?
Any order of 2+ boxes ships free. A single box ships for $7.99.
What if I don't like it?
Your first order has a 30-day money-back guarantee. Email hello@getdirtybastard.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and get the purchase price back. Keep the box.
Customer reviews
Big Laundry's Dirty Secret ๐คซ
Most detergents contain 30+ ingredients. Here are 3 they're hoping you won't look up.
Kills Roaches & Shrinks Testicles. But they put it in your detergent?
EPA-registered pesticide since 1948. Same active ingredient sitting in the roach bait under your sink. Now it's rubbing into your boxers every wash. Repeated exposure has shrunk testicles in every animal species tested. Every. Single. One. Big Laundry knows. They use it anyway.
Not in Dirty Bastard.
Source: ECHA REACH Regulation (EC) No 1272/2008, Weir & Fisher 1972, Ku et al. 1993, EPA R.E.D. EPA-738-R-06-012
Nobody likes small balls.
Make the Switch โLinked to lower sperm counts & tanked testosterone. But they put it in your detergent?
75% of fragranced products carry phthalates. When researchers tracked 176 men, the ones with more phthalates in their system had lower levels of testosterone. Every time. A meta-analysis of 12 human studies tied the same chemicals to lower sperm counts. But guys who switched their products saw their phthalate levels drop 27% in three days. But they still aren't banned in a single country on earth.
Why are mega-corporations selling products that make men less manly? Makes you wonder.
Dirty Bastard's premium fragrances are 100% phthalate-free.
Source: Wang et al., Environ Sci Pollut Res, 2023 (sperm count meta-analysis); Chang et al., Human Reproduction, 2015 (testosterone suppression); Harley et al. 2016 (product-switch intervention).
You're washing your testosterone away.
Make the Switch โToo dangerous for your body wash or deodorant. But they put it in your detergent?
Europe banned it from anything that touches your skin. Not your body wash. Not your shampoo. Not your deodorant. Then Big Laundry dropped it into the stuff you rub into your boxers every wash. Its only job? Keeping bacteria from growing in their bottle on the shelf. It protects their product. It does nothing for you.
Not in Dirty Bastard.
Source: EU Cosmetics Regulation EC 1223/2009 Annex V, CLP Regulation EC 1272/2008 (CAS 2634-33-5), IVDK/ESSCA network data
Keep it off your skin. Out of your wash.
Make the Switch โ11 Ingredients.
Zero BS.
We put exactly what needs to be there and nothing else. No filler. No junk. No 30-ingredient chemical soup.