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My shirts actually smell good at 5pm

I was skeptical about laundry sheets but these are different. Coastal Drift smells like an actual cologne, not some fake ocean breeze garbage. Threw a load in before work and my buddy asked me what cologne I was wearing at dinner. It was the shirt.

Royce Coastal Drift 3d ago
★★★★★
Switched from liquid and never going back

Amber Canyon is the one. Warm, clean, not overpowering. My girlfriend keeps stealing my shirts now which is annoying but also kind of the point. The sheets dissolve completely, no residue, no measuring cups. Just toss it in.

Ryan Amber Canyon 5d ago
★★★★★
Finally, laundry that doesn't smell like my mom's house

Alaskan Alpine hits different. Fresh but masculine. I've tried every detergent on the shelf and they all smell the same. This actually smells like something I'd choose to smell like. The fact that it's 11 ingredients and comes in a sheet is a bonus.

Tristan Alaskan Alpine 6d ago
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