The everyday one
Coastal Drift
Sea salt, tropical citrus, & driftwood.
The scent of a guy who just came in from somewhere.
Your laundry smells like a woman. Ditch the floral jug.
Cologne-infused laundry detergent sheets
Meet your new
detergent.
Three scents made by real cologne perfumers, pressed into one sheet per load. Your shirts, hoodies and gym gear come out smelling like you tried.
$74.97 $49.98 3 boxes, 1 free · every bundle ships free
4.9 · 100,000+ loads handled
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Cologne-infused detergent sheets for men
4.9 · 100,000+ loads handled
The problem
The laundry aisle was built for your mom.
Orange jugs. Spring meadow. Fresh linen. Lavender something. Every bottle on that shelf smells like flowers, so you do too.
Men don't smell like flowers.
The fix
Cologne for your clothes.
Laundry detergent with a real cologne scent built in, pressed into one sheet. No jug. No measuring cap. No flowers.
- 1sheet per load
- 30loads a box
- 3cologne scents
- 1One sheet in the drumNot the dispenser tray. Then your clothes.
- 2Run the washCold or hot, top or front loader, HE too. The sheet dissolves.
- ★Your clothes smell like cologneShirts, hoodies, gym gear, sheets. All of it.
Three scents. Zero flowers.
Each one built by real cologne perfumers. Can't pick? Get one of each.
The going-out one
Amber Canyon
Amber, sandalwood, & a hint of vanilla.
Smells expensive, but isn't.
The signature one
Alaskan Alpine
Fresh pine, oak moss, & cedar.
The kind of scent that makes people ask what you're wearing.
Washed in. Not sprayed on.
"The scent lasts a long time and has resulted in me receiving numerous compliments."
Shawn · Big Bastard Bundle · Customer review
"The scent is strong without being overpowering, and it actually keeps clothes smelling fresh for days."
"I hated the smell of regular clean clothes and now my clothes finally have a subtle scent that is not just laundry detergent."
"Thanks for the best smelling loads I've ever had!"
"I've never smelled anything better in my life."
"The Amber Canyon scent smells amazing."
How Dirty Bastard compares
| Feature |  | The orange jug |
|---|---|---|
| No floral laundry smell | ||
| Smells like cologne | ||
| Scents by real cologne perfumers | ||
| One pre-measured sheet | ||
| 11 simple ingredients | ||
| No heavy jug to haul | ||
| Cleans your clothes |
100,000+ loads handled
Big Bastard Bundle
Any three boxes, and the third one is free. Cologne-infused laundry detergent sheets, 30 loads a box.
How many boxes?
Pick your scents
Free
Coastal Drift
Coastal Drift
Free
Amber Canyon
Amber Canyon
Free
Alaskan Alpine
Alaskan Alpine
3 boxes = 90 loads 1 free
$74.97$49.98
That's $0.55 per load.
You save$24.99
+ A free mystery gift in the box, a $9.99 value
Every bundle ships free
Ships within 24 hoursFirst order: 30-day money-back guarantee
Just want one box? A single box is $24.99 plus $7.99 shipping ($32.98 delivered).
The smell
test
This is fire
Smells like a man
All men need those
Before you order
Does it really smell like cologne?
That's the whole point. Real cologne perfumers built all three scents, and none of them smell like a laundry aisle. It doesn't replace your cologne. It makes your clothes smell like one.
Does the scent last?
Here's what guys tell us.
"The scent lasts a long time and has resulted in me receiving numerous compliments." Shawn, customer review
"The scent is strong without being overpowering, and it actually keeps clothes smelling fresh for days." Joey, customer review
What if I don't like it?
Your first order has a 30-day money-back guarantee. Email hello@getdirtybastard.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and get the purchase price back.
Does it work in my washer?
Yes. Cold or hot, top or front loader, HE machines too. The sheet goes in the drum, not the dispenser tray, then your clothes.
Which scent should I get?
Get one of each. Coastal Drift is the everyday one, Amber Canyon the going-out one, Alaskan Alpine the signature one. You'll find yours.
How long does a box last?
30 loads a box, one sheet per load. About two months of laundry for one guy.
What's in it?
11 simple ingredients. No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates. The fragrance oils are the cologne part. The full list is printed on the box.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship within 24 hours from Tampa and land in 3 to 5 days. Every bundle ships free. A single box pays a flat $7.99.
What's the mystery gift?
A free mystery gift in the box with any order of 3+ boxes, through Dec 20, while they last. We don't say what it is.
Smell like you meant it.
Any three boxes, the third one free. Every bundle ships free, and your first order comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee.
$74.97 $49.98
4.9 · 100,000+ loads handled
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