The Big Bastard Bundle
90 Sheets · All 3 Scents · Up to 90 Loads
Big Laundry's Dirty Secret 🤫
Most detergents contain 30+ ingredients. Here are 3 they're hoping you won't look up.
Kills Roaches & Shrinks Testicles. But they put it in your detergent?
EPA-registered pesticide since 1948. Same active ingredient sitting in the roach bait under your sink. Now it's rubbing into your boxers every wash. Repeated exposure has shrunk testicles in every animal species tested. Every. Single. One. Big Laundry knows. They use it anyway.
Not in Dirty Bastard.
Source: ECHA REACH Regulation (EC) No 1272/2008, Weir & Fisher 1972, Ku et al. 1993, EPA R.E.D. EPA-738-R-06-012
Nobody likes small balls.
Add to Cart →Linked to lower sperm counts & tanked testosterone. But they put it in your detergent?
75% of fragranced products carry phthalates. When researchers tracked 176 men, the ones with more phthalates in their system had lower levels of testosterone. Every time. A meta-analysis of 12 human studies tied the same chemicals to lower sperm counts. But guys who switched their products saw their phthalate levels drop 27% in three days. But they still aren't banned in a single country on earth.
Why are mega-corporations selling products that make men less manly? Makes you wonder.
Dirty Bastard's premium fragrances are 100% phthalate-free.
Source: Wang et al., Environ Sci Pollut Res, 2023 (sperm count meta-analysis); Chang et al., Human Reproduction, 2015 (testosterone suppression); Harley et al. 2016 (product-switch intervention).
You're washing your testosterone away.
Add to Cart →Too dangerous for your body wash or deodorant. But they put it in your detergent?
Europe banned it from anything that touches your skin. Not your body wash. Not your shampoo. Not your deodorant. Then Big Laundry dropped it into the stuff you rub into your boxers every wash. Its only job? Keeping bacteria from growing in their bottle on the shelf. It protects their product. It does nothing for you.
Not in Dirty Bastard.
Source: EU Cosmetics Regulation EC 1223/2009 Annex V, CLP Regulation EC 1272/2008 (CAS 2634-33-5), IVDK/ESSCA network data
Keep it off your skin. Out of your wash.
Add to Cart →11 Ingredients.
Zero BS.
We put exactly what needs to be there and nothing else. No filler. No junk. No 30-ingredient chemical soup.
Store in a cool, dry place. Keep the box closed between uses to preserve scent strength.
Coastal Drift: Clean and aquatic. Sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze.
Amber Canyon: Warm and bold. Warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla.
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