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30 Sheets | ~2 Month Supply
Select Your Scent
Tough on Stains & Stink
Attacks set-in stains. Kills lingering odor. One wash, done.
11 Simple Ingredients
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or synthetic brighteners. Safe on skin.
It's Stupid Simple
1 sheet for lil loads. 2 sheets for big loads. No measuring. No mess. No BS.
Travel-Ready
TSA-friendly. Just throw a couple sheets in your carry-on.
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Delivery Frequency
We recommend 1 full sheet for small loads, 2 full sheets for big loads.
Every 10 Weeks
1-2 loads a week. Most guys.
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2-3 loads a week.
Every 6 Weeks
3-4 loads a week. Heavy.
Not sure? Most guys do 1-2 loads per week - 10 weeks is our recommended starting frequency.
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Most detergents contain 30+ ingredients. Here are 3 they're hoping you won't look up.

11 Ingredients.
Zero BS.

We put exactly what needs to be there and nothing else. No filler. No junk. No 30-ingredient chemical soup.

Master Formula Dirty Bastard Laundry Co.
Formulated Without
ร— Bleach ร— Parabens ร— Phthalates ร— Dyes
๐Ÿ‘• 1. One full sheet for small loads, two full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent.
๐ŸŒ€ 2. Run your cycle. Any machine, any temperature.
๐Ÿ’ช 3. Pull out clothes that smell like cologne, not chemicals.

Store in a cool, dry place. Keep the box closed between uses to preserve scent strength.

โ“ Frequently Asked Questions
Each box contains 30 sheets. We recommend 1 full sheet for small loads and 2 full sheets for big loads. We recommend two for a stronger scent. At 1 small + 1 big load per week, one box lasts around 2.5 months.
Yes. Dirty Bastard sheets work in all machines including top load, front load, HE machines, and standard machines. Hot or cold water. Just toss it in with your clothes.
11 simple ingredients: Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Polyvinyl Alcohol, Water, Fragrance Oils, Alcohols C12-14 Ethoxylated, Phenoxyethanol, Glycerin, Trisodium Citrate Dihydrate, Dimethicone, Sodium Carbonate, and Protease Enzyme. Paraben-free, phthalate-free, dye-free, bleach-free, and no synthetic brighteners.
Cancel anytime through your account portal, no questions asked. You can also pause, skip, or change scents whenever you want.
Alaskan Alpine: Crisp and outdoorsy. Pine, cedar, mountain air.

Coastal Drift: Clean and aquatic. Sea salt, driftwood, ocean breeze.

Amber Canyon: Warm and bold. Warm amber, smoked sandalwood, hint of vanilla.

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Orders ship same day from Tampa, FL. Standard delivery is 3-5 days. Subscription orders always ship free.
Yes. The Dirty Guarantee: if you don't love it, we'll refund you. 30 days, no questions asked. Email hello@getdirtybastard.com.

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