Ladies, hear me out
My husband does
his own laundry now
He's blue collar, so his stuff used to stink. Now he smells like cologne, and I didn't lift a finger. You're welcome.
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The Big Bastard Bundle
All 3 scents. 90 loads.
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90 loads, 1-2 loads per week
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Coastal Drift
Sea salt, tropical citrus, & driftwood.
$24.99
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Shop the Bundle →Only 11 ingredients
Clean Clothes,
Cleaner Ingredients
Most detergents list 30+ ingredients.
Ours only has 11 and each of them has a purpose.
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates.
SurfactantsActually clean your clothes
Enzyme blendTough on stains and stink
Phthalate-free fragranceCologne-grade scent
Big Laundry
30+
ingredients
Dirty Bastard
11
ingredients
Even he can do it
Teach your man in 3 steps
1
Toss
One sheet in with his clothes. No measuring, no mess, nothing to spill on your washer.
2
Press start
Hot or cold, top or front load. It dissolves clean. That's the whole job.
3
Walk away
He pulls out clothes that smell like cologne, not flowers. You pour the martini.
It's not just him
The proof is
in the hamper.
3
cologne-grade scents
11
simple ingredients
1,000+
boxes sold
30,000+
loads handled
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Don't take my word for it.
30,000+ loads handled
5.0 average from verified buyers
Peter
Verified ★★★★★
"This product is amazing!! I honestly hardly ever used any sheets and the ones that i did smelt pretty feminine. This stuff is legit."
Joey
Verified ★★★★★
"The scent is strong without being overpowering, and it actually keeps clothes smelling fresh for days. It removed stains from work clothes better than some of the bigger name brands I've used."
Diego S.
Verified ★★★★★
"The Amber Canyon scent smells amazing, clean, warm, and long-lasting without being overpowering. I also love how convenient the detergent sheets are compared to bulky liquid detergents."
Dirty Bastard vs the orange jug
The jug never
stood a chance.
The Orange Jug
Dirty Bastard
✗ Measuring cap and guesswork
✓ One pre-dosed sheet
✗ Spills, drips, sticky mess
✓ No measuring, no mess
✗ A heavy plastic jug to lug
✓ Tosses in a drawer or a duffel
✗ Smells like generic detergent
✓ Smells like a grown man, all day
✗ A chemical soup of 30+
✓ 11 simple ingredients
Martini nights for you.
Laundry nights for him.
The Big Bastard Bundle
All 3 scents. 90 loads. Buy 2, Get 1 Free.
$49.98$74.97
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