Buy 2, Get 1 Free.•90 Loads. All 3 Scents.•30,000+ loads handled•1,000+ boxes sold•Buy 2, Get 1 Free.•90 Loads. All 3 Scents.•30,000+ loads handled•1,000+ boxes sold•

Holy Sheet,
Laundry for Men

Cologne-infused laundry detergent sheets.
No mess, no measuring, no BS.

5.0 • 30,000+ loads handled
1 / 6
The Big Bastard Bundle, all three Dirty Bastard scents, on top of an orange washing machine under a blue sky
11 simple ingredients, no dyes, no parabens, no phthalates, across the three Dirty Bastard scents
BIG BASTARD BUNDLE
Coastal Drift Dirty Bastard sheet placed into washing machine drum
BIG BASTARD BUNDLE
BIG BASTARD BUNDLE
The Big Bastard Bundle
All 3 scents. 90 loads.
$49.98$74.97
Buy 2, Get 1 Free • Save $24.99+ $5.99 shipping
6+ Month Supply
90 loads, 1-2 loads per week
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"Have never smelt something this good and am now excited for laundry day."

Jack D. • Coastal Drift

30-day money-back guarantee Ships fast from Tampa No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates

Get a load of this

Pay for two.
The third's on us.

Dirty Bastard Coastal Drift box
Coastal Drift
Sea salt, tropical citrus, & driftwood.
$24.99
Dirty Bastard Amber Canyon box
Amber Canyon
Amber, sandalwood, & a hint of vanilla.
$24.99
Free Dirty Bastard Alaskan Alpine box
Alaskan Alpine
Fresh pine, oak moss, & cedar.
$24.99

2+ months of laundry for completely FREE

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Only 11 ingredients

Clean Clothes,
Cleaner Ingredients

Most detergents list 30+ ingredients.
Ours only has 11 and each of them has a purpose.
No bleach, dyes, parabens, or phthalates.

SurfactantsActually clean your clothes
Enzyme blendTough on stains and stink
Phthalate-free fragranceCologne-grade scent
Big Laundry
30+
ingredients
Dirty Bastard
11
ingredients

One sheet. Done.

How it works

One Dirty Bastard sheet going into a full washing machine drum
1
Toss
One sheet in with your clothes. No measuring, no mess.
2
Wash
Hot or cold, top or front load. It dissolves clean.
3
Dry
Dry it however you want. It comes out smelling like cologne, not flowers.

Real bastards, real loads

Your laundry
should do more.

3
cologne-grade scents
11
simple ingredients
1,000+
boxes sold
30,000+
loads handled

As seen on FOX 13 & Tampa Bay Business Journal

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Real bastards. Real loads.

Don't take our word for it.

30,000+ loads handled

5.0 average from verified buyers

Peter
Verified ★★★★★
"This product is amazing!! I honestly hardly ever used any sheets and the ones that i did smelt pretty feminine. This stuff is legit."
Joey
Verified ★★★★★
"The scent is strong without being overpowering, and it actually keeps clothes smelling fresh for days. It removed stains from work clothes better than some of the bigger name brands I've used."
Diego S.
Verified ★★★★★
"The Amber Canyon scent smells amazing, clean, warm, and long-lasting without being overpowering. I also love how convenient the detergent sheets are compared to bulky liquid detergents."

Dirty Bastard vs the orange jug

The jug never
stood a chance.

The Orange Jug
Dirty Bastard
✗ Measuring cap and guesswork
✓ One pre-dosed sheet
✗ Spills, drips, sticky mess
✓ No measuring, no mess
✗ A heavy plastic jug to lug
✓ Tosses in a drawer or a duffel
✗ Smells like generic detergent
✓ Smells like a grown man, all day
✗ A chemical soup of 30+
✓ 11 simple ingredients

Ditch the orange jug.

Stop smelling like everyone else.

The Big Bastard Bundle
All 3 scents. 90 loads. Buy 2, Get 1 Free.
$49.98$74.97
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